Greetings, mortals. My name is Kai, and I am an 18 year old British student and full-time geek. I like books, TV shows, comics, britcoms, Time Lords, consulting detectives, transforming alien robots, superheroes, ponies, and many more. I’ll probably spend more time reblogging stuff than actually posting anything original, but you can still follow me if you like. Enjoy! :)Tumblr (3.0; @pretendbarmaidkazza)http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/a0-2n8JHc1M?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youknowyourebritishwhen.com/post/51139509890/in-the-same-vein-as-recent-posts">youknowyourebritishwhen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In the same vein as recent posts… </p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51140725762http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51140725762Thu, 23 May 2013 06:48:00 -0400<p><a href="http://floptimus.tumblr.com/post/51118307796/more-i-dont-remember-this-wtf-but-i" class="tumblr_blog">floptimus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://floptimus.tumblr.com/post/51118307796/more-i-dont-remember-this-wtf-but-i">Read More</a></p></blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51119846122http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51119846122Wed, 22 May 2013 22:37:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10bf1637672c5f37b2dc44aef09e00e4/tumblr_mn86gmVr5D1qzgab1o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/929de7b26a68927cb36a23b42264d9e0/tumblr_mn86gmVr5D1qzgab1o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f444c271e6e73670295a4e2ea7a2a54a/tumblr_mn86gmVr5D1qzgab1o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grimz0mbieprince.tumblr.com/post/51109539160/bechnokid-some-tips-id-like-to-shareeee">grimz0mbieprince</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bechnokid.tumblr.com/post/51109295542/some-tips-id-like-to-shareeee-drag-the">bechnokid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Some tips I’d like to shareeee.</p> <p>(Drag the pictures into a new tab to see full size!)</p> </blockquote> <p>This is very helpful! ;w;</p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51114046801http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51114046801Wed, 22 May 2013 21:25:58 -0400<p><a href="http://floptimus.tumblr.com/post/51108593158/im-laughing-a-lot-because-rn-on-twitter-megatron" class="tumblr_blog">floptimus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>IM LAUGHING A LOT BECAUSE RN ON TWITTER MEGATRON IS JUST</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/fa03ea2760fcef08f9b35d26adccf183/tumblr_inline_mn860uIImD1qz4rgp.png"/></p></blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51113547891http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51113547891Wed, 22 May 2013 21:19:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5ef423fc6333d37b073ac1a748c4bcd/tumblr_mn3mky3hoq1qc9u65o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51103617352http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51103617352Wed, 22 May 2013 19:08:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1ffc18328cfe0d4fc90e2770ed94b61/tumblr_mn7xg7KmBi1r4npc6o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6db6460e22b5cacfe6d7eeb934493ace/tumblr_mn7xg7KmBi1r4npc6o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://just-the-right-guy.tumblr.com/post/51094665980/neil-gaiman-everyone">just-the-right-guy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Neil Gaiman everyone. </p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51103419951http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51103419951Wed, 22 May 2013 19:05:21 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whhoreo.tumblr.com/post/51084689886/stop-hating-yahoo-stop-hating-yahoo">whhoreo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>stop hating yahoo </span>✿◕ ‿ ◕✿</p> <p><strong>stop hating yahoo </strong><strong>✿◕ ‿ ◕✿</strong></p> <p><em>stop hating yahoo </em><em>✿◕ ‿ ◕✿</em></p> <p><strike>stop hating yahoo </strike><strike>✿◕ ‿ ◕✿</strike></p> <ol><li><span>stop hating yahoo </span>✿◕ ‿ ◕✿</li> </ol><ul><li><span>stop hating yahoo </span>✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ </li> </ul><p><span> they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up </span>(︶ω︶)</p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51103030050http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51103030050Wed, 22 May 2013 19:00:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d064e8f6ec3ac0e456b92085e2133e43/tumblr_mn4a3pk8jC1r7cd13o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tftexts.tumblr.com/post/51098657038/401-i-feel-this-will-be-the-best-possible-way">tftexts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>(401): i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.</em></p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51100000321http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51100000321Wed, 22 May 2013 18:19:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f45d2597a6716042a6eb2d3652be0e14/tumblr_mn7ythbQ9i1r62wpvo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09959182328ec752a54d1e4b9e04c01e/tumblr_mn7ythbQ9i1r62wpvo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queenofbellyrubs.tumblr.com/post/51096938388/actual-robot-drawings-wow-breakthroughs">queenofbellyrubs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>actual robot drawings!!!! wow!!!! BREAKTHROUGHS</p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51097167973http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51097167973Wed, 22 May 2013 17:42:18 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahvitas.tumblr.com/post/50699678423/moriartylaughingalonewithcrown">fuckyeahvitas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moriartylaughingalonewithcrown.tumblr.com/post/50438698405/vikingstorytime-liquiddittyfloats-who-else">moriartylaughingalonewithcrown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vikingstorytime.tumblr.com/post/50371088073/liquiddittyfloats-who-else-feels-like-the">vikingstorytime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liquiddittyfloats.tumblr.com/post/50301161338/who-else-feels-like-the-hannibal-fandom-came-out">liquiddittyfloats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere</p> </blockquote> <p><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_50371035112"> <span class="tags" id="post_tags_50371035112"> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/walk-into-the-club-like-whaddup-i-eat-people">#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people</a> </span> </span></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e81c81d20a7c9fb92981f18e1686f93a/tumblr_inline_mmt0suOgI81qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><em><strike>i couldn’t resist</strike></em></p> </blockquote> <p>OMG SERIAL GRILLER</p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51096944159http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51096944159Wed, 22 May 2013 17:39:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c01a2e668915083e8cc4e8134e7a16a/tumblr_mn7xhj92JD1r62wpvo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0807f1931740d880c215d6cae571965/tumblr_mn7xhj92JD1r62wpvo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d652aa933ad73b1fb05d3de35b00a9eb/tumblr_mn7xhj92JD1r62wpvo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47af0f8fc1c3dd7cd8716f2189b89fa1/tumblr_mn7xhj92JD1r62wpvo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9d02ddef765a94b5dd4c74fd8130de2/tumblr_mn7xhj92JD1r62wpvo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queenofbellyrubs.tumblr.com/post/51094733028/another-twitterformers-dump">queenofbellyrubs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>another twitterformers dump</p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51096867619http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51096867619Wed, 22 May 2013 17:38:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf51dd192c91dcf4380998e47fa172fd/tumblr_mn7y95Ae0K1r2orygo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://felixfellow.tumblr.com/post/51096179162/hello-there">felixfellow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“Hello there…”</em></p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51096821146http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51096821146Wed, 22 May 2013 17:37:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4mf0lLbMg1qltluco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4mf0lLbMg1qltluco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alexinthetardis.tumblr.com/post/23789002890">alexinthetardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4mkjo0u3p1qewqh5.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51089052841http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51089052841Wed, 22 May 2013 15:55:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9af2e0d4c65fd8e0dbb5b3d044a1c385/tumblr_mn78rwqrpw1s46koto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwfr-nc-gifs.tumblr.com/post/51088859683/here-have-a-gif-of-critic-swooning">iwfr-nc-gifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Here have a gif of Critic swooning.</p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51089015728http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51089015728Wed, 22 May 2013 15:55:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a7aa3a69df856ef276d5735e871316e/tumblr_mgqil7LxYL1qehwkvo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16ea43fe2f7ecbacd4e37e4935e7d1f0/tumblr_mgqil7LxYL1qehwkvo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ba19c2d680c0d69569c56b4d61a0361/tumblr_mgqil7LxYL1qehwkvo3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c581bcc488acbb28ce61b45d037cb23f/tumblr_mgqil7LxYL1qehwkvo4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90d58e8f5222ede8e68ba03fbe012ab3/tumblr_mgqil7LxYL1qehwkvo5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce5fcfbe0865e698634b27850c1d479f/tumblr_mgqil7LxYL1qehwkvo6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef28aa7cc1dd1c24aa7ee98e726c50be/tumblr_mgqil7LxYL1qehwkvo7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44f5fbf580b0393de9b15ac4bfce6f1b/tumblr_mgqil7LxYL1qehwkvo8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div> <p><small><em>Chocolate cake<br/></em></small></p> </div> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51086672283http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51086672283Wed, 22 May 2013 15:21:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saveaplaceformeinhell.tumblr.com/post/51076664040/ive-decided-that-all-i-want-in-life-is-for">saveaplaceformeinhell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ve decided, that all I want in life is for Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner to turn up in every Marvel Post-Credit scene listening to each of the characters heart-aches and problems and progressively getting more annoyed with each one.</p> <p>“I SWEAR TO GOD THOR IF I HEAR ONE MORE TIME ABOUT HOW LOKI DOESN’T RECOGNISE YOUR FEELINGS, I WILL HULK OUT AND PUNCH YOU THROUGH THE WALL”</p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51086638818http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51086638818Wed, 22 May 2013 15:21:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4f1610e40f4a0b9d6a8c0664fa6d118/tumblr_mmw6imbLzN1qba81zo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51085078126http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51085078126Wed, 22 May 2013 14:57:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexualfavours.tumblr.com/post/39474778105/its-fun-to-stay-at-the">sexualfavours</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ccbcb83925c4cb3f0dba5415f5b8ad7f/tumblr_inline_mg064mnw5V1r4fpd6.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/34b56517acfc475ca970a157708a551a/tumblr_inline_mg066lNg4X1r4fpd6.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8183210ea7f457b4f4622ce7660fc488/tumblr_inline_mg067j7KJb1r4fpd6.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ab74d7c6e100aa3868cadf42f678ef9b/tumblr_inline_mg068s8BaY1r4fpd6.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51084890852http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51084890852Wed, 22 May 2013 14:54:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b5eb9e768bbf967076a150285e45b2f/tumblr_mmcvgm4vwY1qepmcoo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7593e47bf40f08ccc3439f0f0d71da4a/tumblr_mmcvgm4vwY1qepmcoo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c36dd2a29732bbde6b4184a39fa6d5c/tumblr_mmcvgm4vwY1qepmcoo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>science blue, engineering red, and command yellow</em></p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51084860686http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51084860686Wed, 22 May 2013 14:53:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6102d627ecb7a93d86762d45ce23f87c/tumblr_mfikx4AZlC1qlvd4eo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd50c36a815696ed4280f7d034419778/tumblr_mfikx4AZlC1qlvd4eo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7b2abf8debee49dcb8b33b528e21437/tumblr_mfikx4AZlC1qlvd4eo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karlimeaghan.tumblr.com/post/38679253812/simon-pegg-and-nick-frost-stars-of-shaun-of-the">karlimeaghan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><strong>Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, stars of <em>Shaun of the Dead</em>, <em>Hot Fuzz</em>, and <em>The World’s End</em> (aka the Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy).</strong></small></p> </blockquote>http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51084383313http://pretendbarmaidkazza.tumblr.com/post/51084383313Wed, 22 May 2013 14:46:18 -0400